Browsing: Valentine’s Day

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Cupid Is Stupid

Some of us don’t get sucked into all the hype surrounding holidays, which is why we will NOT be celebrating National Ferris Wheel Day today. Or Valentine’s Day, for that matter. If you’re like us and you think Valentine’s Day is dumb, you’re single and bitter, married and bitter, or just…

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The Big O For The Big V

Let’s be honest, Valentine’s Day is the cheesiest of holidays. Even more so than actual National Cheese Day on June 4. Yet somehow, every year, most of us feel compelled to do something special in the name of flying babies carrying weapons. Often that equates to chocolates, roses or turning the…

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Valentine’s Day Rosie

It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything about Rosie O’Donnell. Like five minutes. Yes, one of our favorite lesbians of all time has had a busy week in the headlines between her big announcements that she’s leaving both The View and her wife. But before all the latest twists…

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Sweetie, Darlings

Ready or not, Valentine’s Day is next Saturday. And whether you’ve got a sweetheart for whom you’d help cover up multiple murders or you’re bitter and single (or somewhere in between), there’s nothing you can do to stop the holiday’s arrival. Yet one thing that’s universal no matter your state…

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Tickled Pink

Personally, we hate public displays of affection. But there is one type of PDA we will always tolerate, and that’s a Prominent Display of Alcohol. Typically in the form of vodka. Of course, for special occasions like New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day or a three-way with a 22-year-old, Champagne bubbles…

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Mouth To Mount

If your Christmas tree remains decked out in all its glory or you’re using that menorah to light your way to the liquor cabinet during winter storm blackouts, it’s time to check your calendar. Valentine’s Day is just one month from today. But rather than panic about what to get…

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Pricks For Everyone!

Remember the Valentine’s Day parties we had in school as kids? Everyone exchanged secret greeting cards, ate copious amounts of cupcakes, and sometimes snuck a surprise kiss in the cloak room. Take that memory and upgrade it for adults and you’ve got the Hearts Party, a V-Day benefit for Resource…

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Smells Like Love

Cupid just popped out of his hole in the ground and saw his shadow. That means two more weeks of Valentine’s Day propaganda. Because, let’s face it: Whether you’re madly in love or in between boyfriends for the 477th time, all the V-Day hype is a little overwhelming. And more…

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In The Pink

Dearest Valentine, How do we love thee? Once we see what you buy us, we’ll get back to you on that one. But our lips are a good place to start. Not with a kiss, of course, but the tickle of bubbles from a great champagne. Deliver it in designer…

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