Browsing: Sister Helen Holy

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Christmas Just Got Really Sketchy

On the 12th year of hiatus, my true love gave to me—the return of Queertown! Dallas’ first LGBT comedy troupe hits the stage again after more than a decade in the witness protection program. Or perfecting their synchronized swimming choreography for the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo. Can’t be sure. We’ve been getting…

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Eat Praise Love

Not since they turned the comic strip Garfield into a movie have we been more exciting of a print-to-live-action incarnation. That’s right, next Friday our beloved Sister Helen Holy jumps off the digital pages of He Said Magazine and into her girdle for a one-righteous-woman show, Sister Helen Holy presents the 701 Club.  This evening…

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Be An Angel Now, Will Ya?

We love to go out for wings. But next Saturday, they’re of the angel variety. That’s when Purple Party Foundation presents Be An Angel and Angels After Dark benefiting Legacy Counseling Center at 7 for Parties. Attend Angels After Dark for complimentary Stoli Vodka cocktails (plus rum and tequila drinks, too) for as little…

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The 701 Club: Material, Masonry & Mary

Now, more than ever, we need to be on our knees for our country. Join me as we consider these things. Material. I have covered this before, but it is clearly an issue that is not going away. What is Donnie Trump’s problem with Muslin? I mean, it’s one thing…

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The 701 Club: Inauguration, Instigation & Inaccuracy

Behold these new beginnings, these retributions and these liberties. Inauguration: God Bless America! Our new President, Donald J. Trump, has been officially coronated, er, inaugurated and is hard at work making America great again! Already, the White House web pages for the Mexicans and Sodomites have been removed. Brother Donald,…

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The 701 Club: Memories, Monarchies & Motels

Let us ponder the three ring circuses coming and going in our land. Memories: The end of an era has come to pass. Ringling Brothers/Barnum & Bailey Circus has folded its tent after 146 years of three-ring performances. Ah, the memories of watching foreigners flying through the air from one…

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The 701 Club: Designers, Declarers & Deviants

I am on FIRE this week. Handle with care. Designers: Lord help us! Hollyweird awards season is upon us. Famous women pushing the envelope of good taste with gravity defying dress disasters, famous men thinking that a tux will excuse bad grooming, and all of them trying to look like they’re…

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The 701 Club: Grief, Goals & Glitter

Look behind, look ahead, look to prayer. Look at this. Grief: I exhort you all to remember in prayer the lives of Sister Debbie Reynolds and her daughter, Carrie Fisher.  I had the privilege of working in ministry with both of these Sister-in-Christ. While my experience with Sister Carrie was a…

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Wham, Bam, Thank you, Ma’am.

Let us pray that this year of unpredictability and grief comes to a close soon.  For now, however, we’ve still got to pray over these latest plagues. Wham!  2016 has come like a thief in the night to claim yet another celebrity. Famed sodomite, George Michael, left this early life…

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The 701 Club: Gulag, Gas & Gabor

The world is spinning out of control, with Russia and Hungary making the news. Heed these thoughts. Gulag: If Russia technoviks did indeed hack into our election process, then the love affair between Donnie and Vladimir appears to intensifying. And if THAT is the case, I’m not having new stationery printed…

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