Browsing: Poultry

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Turkey Burgers

Every good, borderline manorexic gay is no stranger to ground turkey. It is a great source of protein and is low in fat. Now, Kyle’s partner serves his up crudely browned in a skillet and doused with ketchup. It basically looks like a bowl that was on stage during the…

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Savory Skinny Turkey Chili

Most gays confine themselves to strict high-protein, low-flavor meals that promote lean muscle and return on investment of a closetful of tank tops. Day tanks, evening tanks, even cocktail tanks. We aren’t even making this up! Luckily, we’ve devised an amazing turkey chili recipe that is low-maintenance, high in protein,…

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Springfield Cashew Chicken

My hometown of Springfield, Missouri is the birthplace of cashew chicken. I tell people this literally every chance I get, and NO ONE ever believes me. They probably think I’m making stuff up in the vain attempt to attribute something to the Ozarks besides Branson, Anita Bryant and Hill People.…

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Healthy Big Mac Salad

Temptation is everywhere. There are strategically placed McDonald’s whose golden arches taunt us on the way to and from the gym. Nothing validates double-fisting two Big Mac value meals like a half-assed workout.           Despite the fact that Ronald McDonald is John’s longest, most stable male relationship, we must force ourselves…

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Chipotle Turkey Meatloaf

We love our classic turkey meatloaf recipe. It was actually one of our original posts three years ago, and since then, we have made it about 23,135 times. So, we finally decided to spice up an old favorite, literally.           If writing this blog for three years has taught us anything,…

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Dirty Quinoa

Even a food blogger gets a little lazy come dinner time. Now, we’re not talking eating cold Chef Boyardee directly out of the can, but… close. This recipe evolved from an evening our fit stuffed bell peppers were on the menu, but we just couldn’t be bothered with all that…

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Corey’s Bayou Brown Jambalaya

Within five minutes of meeting our friend, Corey, he has probably 1) made you laugh your ass off and 2) told you no fewer than 18 facts about the city of New Orleans.           Having been born and raised in the great state of Louisiana swamp, he…

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Pasta Supreme

Everyone knows that anything in its best form is supreme. Supreme gasoline, THE Supremes, supreme pizza, Grand Supreme Little Darling and so on. So we thought, how do you make something supreme any better than it already is: wine, cream and carbs!           This dish is one of…

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Mary Ann’s Zucchini Lasagna

A few weeks ago, we had some amazing lasagna… twice… at two different restaurants… the same day. To say that we had given up on our healthy resolutions would be wrong because we actually never made any. We’ve basically just been scaling back very little on our usual FATember indulgences.…