Browsing: Paul J Williams

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Christmas Just Got Really Sketchy

On the 12th year of hiatus, my true love gave to me—the return of Queertown! Dallas’ first LGBT comedy troupe hits the stage again after more than a decade in the witness protection program. Or perfecting their synchronized swimming choreography for the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo. Can’t be sure. We’ve been getting…

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Eat Praise Love

Not since they turned the comic strip Garfield into a movie have we been more exciting of a print-to-live-action incarnation. That’s right, next Friday our beloved Sister Helen Holy jumps off the digital pages of He Said Magazine and into her girdle for a one-righteous-woman show, Sister Helen Holy presents the 701 Club.  This evening…

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Be An Angel Now, Will Ya?

We love to go out for wings. But next Saturday, they’re of the angel variety. That’s when Purple Party Foundation presents Be An Angel and Angels After Dark benefiting Legacy Counseling Center at 7 for Parties. Attend Angels After Dark for complimentary Stoli Vodka cocktails (plus rum and tequila drinks, too) for as little…

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Don’t Stare Directly At The Titties

Gotta love a cabaret! But don’t worry, the one we’re about to promote has nothing to do with tassels. (At least we don’t think so.) Tomorrow night, our very own triple threat, Paul J. Williams (a.k.a. Sister Helen Holy), will perform a one-night cabaret show called I Didn’t Know He Could Sing.…

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The 701 Club: Fraud, F****t & Finger

Why must I have to rebuke during this joyous season?  Read on and understand. Fraud: A “preacher” in Amarillo, Texas recently staked out a spot near Santa Claus at a local mall where he proceeded to heckle parents and children alike for their belief in the bearded fat man. The…

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The 701 Club: Idiots, Indians & Incumbents

I have been on my knees this week until they are FLAT! Let us ponder these things for which I’ve been in supplication. Idiots: In the ongoing saga of cabinet appointments from the Gilded Egg, the new Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is Brother Ben Carson. Allegedly, The…

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The 701 Club: Billy, Baylor & Burial

Turn your hearts and minds away from all things political and let us focus on these Christian thoughts. Billy: God keeps the faithful alive. Our precious evangelical leader, Billy Graham, turned 98 years old this week. Glory! Of course, he’s nowhere near Methuselah’s 980 years, but Brother Billy is an…

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The 701 Club: Scary, Sacred & Sick

As we begin a new month, let us redouble our efforts in prayer for these worldly issues. Scary: That filthy holiday has once again come and gone. Halloween. Where adults encourage their children to dress up as scary creatures and go door-to-door soliciting handouts of candy. Clearly a Democrat creation.…

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The 701 Club: What? What??? and WHAT????

Heed ye the warnings around us. Based on these news items, the end is near! What?: Hell has experienced a cold front. The Chicago Cubs are headed to the World Series. Denizens of Chicago are already taking to partying in ways unprecedented. I haven’t witnessed this kind of revelry since…

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The 701 Club: Sodomites, Seniors & Slovenians

I have had to don the armor of the Lord this week to wade through the filth in the news.  Let us join hands and soldier through this filth. Sodomites: I have long suspected that there was a hen in the fox house at Fox News. Affirming my suspicions this…

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