Put Some Gay In Your Day!

Paul J Williams

Christmas Just Got Really Sketchy

On the 12th year of hiatus, my true love gave to me—the return of Queertown! Dallas’ first LGBT comedy troupe hits the stage again after more than a decade in […]

Eat Praise Love

Not since they turned the comic strip Garfield into a movie have we been more exciting of a print-to-live-action incarnation. That’s right, next Friday our beloved Sister Helen Holy jumps off the […]

Be An Angel Now, Will Ya?

We love to go out for wings. But next Saturday, they’re of the angel variety. That’s when Purple Party Foundation presents Be An Angel and Angels After Dark benefiting Legacy Counseling Center at 7 […]

Don’t Stare Directly At The Titties

Gotta love a cabaret! But don’t worry, the one we’re about to promote has nothing to do with tassels. (At least we don’t think so.) Tomorrow night, our very own […]

The 701 Club: Fraud, F****t & Finger

Why must I have to rebuke during this joyous season?  Read on and understand. Fraud: A “preacher” in Amarillo, Texas recently staked out a spot near Santa Claus at a […]

The 701 Club: Idiots, Indians & Incumbents

I have been on my knees this week until they are FLAT! Let us ponder these things for which I’ve been in supplication. Idiots: In the ongoing saga of cabinet […]

The 701 Club: Billy, Baylor & Burial

Turn your hearts and minds away from all things political and let us focus on these Christian thoughts. Billy: God keeps the faithful alive. Our precious evangelical leader, Billy Graham, […]

The 701 Club: Scary, Sacred & Sick

As we begin a new month, let us redouble our efforts in prayer for these worldly issues. Scary: That filthy holiday has once again come and gone. Halloween. Where adults […]

The 701 Club: What? What??? and WHAT????

Heed ye the warnings around us. Based on these news items, the end is near! What?: Hell has experienced a cold front. The Chicago Cubs are headed to the World […]

The 701 Club: Sodomites, Seniors & Slovenians

I have had to don the armor of the Lord this week to wade through the filth in the news.  Let us join hands and soldier through this filth. Sodomites: […]