Browsing: inauguration

The 701 Club
The 701 Club: Inauguration, Instigation & Inaccuracy

Behold these new beginnings, these retributions and these liberties. Inauguration: God Bless America! Our new President, Donald J. Trump, has been officially coronated, er, inaugurated and is hard at work making America great again! Already, the White House web pages for the Mexicans and Sodomites have been removed. Brother Donald,…

Sass Fab
Hollywood Dish

What’s buzzing this week? Let Steve Kemble, US Weekly Fashion Police Top Cop, and America’s Sassiest Lifestyle Guru, fill you in on the news everyone’s going to be talking about: Donald J. Trump will take the Oath of Office as the 45th President of the United States (holding two bibles, President Lincoln’s…

The 701 Club
The 701 Club: Memories, Monarchies & Motels

Let us ponder the three ring circuses coming and going in our land. Memories: The end of an era has come to pass. Ringling Brothers/Barnum & Bailey Circus has folded its tent after 146 years of three-ring performances. Ah, the memories of watching foreigners flying through the air from one…

Dallas
Apocalypse Now? No, Next Friday

After hoping for the best, we’re now preparing for The Worst. Because when Donald J. Trump becomes SCROTUS next Friday, we have no doubt he’ll continue to display his unique brand of unpresidential behavior in private, public and, of course, in 140-character typo-filled Twitter tirades. Living in Dallas, we’re fortunate to…