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Brunch Of The Week: A Better Kind Of Poke

Who doesn’t love a good poke on a regular basis? Same can be said for a good poké. (Ah, what a difference one little accent makes.) If you’re into the basic idea of brunch, but possibly not the more traditional hollandaise-soaked encounters, we have a suggestion. For a fresh, healthy brunch this…

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Plant One On Us

We’re trying so hard to be good. Really we are. Last week, we told you about our very successful juice cleanse. And today, we’re back on the vegan bandwagon (between chicken fried steaks and frozen margaritas) to talk up another easy way to incorporate super-healthy food into your routine. Nature’s…

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All The Benefits Of Coconut Oil. Only Easier.

Coconut oil is all the rage. But the TSA confiscated our machete last week, so we’re having to look for alternative ways to access the miraculous substance. Good thing there are many options for obtaining the magical substance to harness its numerous benefits. Rub it on your face. Slather it…

Queer In The Kitchen
Turkey Burgers

Every good, borderline manorexic gay is no stranger to ground turkey. It is a great source of protein and is low in fat. Now, Kyle’s partner serves his up crudely browned in a skillet and doused with ketchup. It basically looks like a bowl that was on stage during the…

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Savory Skinny Turkey Chili

Most gays confine themselves to strict high-protein, low-flavor meals that promote lean muscle and return on investment of a closetful of tank tops. Day tanks, evening tanks, even cocktail tanks. We aren’t even making this up! Luckily, we’ve devised an amazing turkey chili recipe that is low-maintenance, high in protein,…

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Healthy Big Mac Salad

Temptation is everywhere. There are strategically placed McDonald’s whose golden arches taunt us on the way to and from the gym. Nothing validates double-fisting two Big Mac value meals like a half-assed workout.           Despite the fact that Ronald McDonald is John’s longest, most stable male relationship, we must force ourselves…

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Chipotle Turkey Meatloaf

We love our classic turkey meatloaf recipe. It was actually one of our original posts three years ago, and since then, we have made it about 23,135 times. So, we finally decided to spice up an old favorite, literally.           If writing this blog for three years has taught us anything,…

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Cauliflower Fried Rice

All over Facebook people are posting their “New Year, New Me” bullshit, and we are over here on OpenTable trying to find reservations at an all you can eat Chinese buffet… “New Year, New Notches On Our Belt Loops.“ After one of our trips to our favorite Dallas Chinese food restaurant,…

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Lucky Black-Eyed Peas

It’s an age-old saying that eating black-eyed peas on New Year’s Day will give one good luck for the year ahead. Since childhood, I’ve yet to begin a year sans peas due to my debilitating superstitions. In retrospect, I’d hate to see what shitty hand I would’ve been dealt if…

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Slimmed-Down Mexican Lasagna

I know you read this title and probably thought to yourself, “Those queens couldn’t even make it 2 days before posting another fatty dish!” Well, we are going to let you have your cake and eat it too. Except instead of cake you get this amazing lasagna.       …

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