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Robby’s Cole Slaw

This past 4th of July, Kyle and I went to a friend’s for an old fashioned, supes American barbeque. While I have yet to unlock the secret to one of the host’s grilled chicken that was somehow more moist and delicious than some cake batter I’ve eaten, I fell in love…

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Turkey Burgers

Every good, borderline manorexic gay is no stranger to ground turkey. It is a great source of protein and is low in fat. Now, Kyle’s partner serves his up crudely browned in a skillet and doused with ketchup. It basically looks like a bowl that was on stage during the…

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Ode to Ina: Corn Chowder

We all have our idols. For the little boy racing matchbox cars across the living room floor, it’s Jeff Gordon. The blossoming young ingenue adores Carrie Underwood. And, of course, we gays LOVE our Lady Gaga. Seriously, it’s like a mandate to being gay… But to a kitchen queer, no one holds…

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Rio’s Marinara Sauce

My friend, Rio, is all things fabulous (AKA – the ultimate Fag Hag). She’s half Italian, half Irish. So, basically the WORST drunk ever. Luckily, her half Italian side has produced one my go-to recipes. This marinara sauce is delicious and almost embarrassingly easy. Granted, this is the “easy” version…

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Bacony Brussels Sprouts

I know you’re thinking, “Lord these queers won’t quit with their fancy vegetables!” But stick with us, it’s about to get good, ladies. This recipe is for those of you who look upon Brussels sprouts with disgust and disdain because you were forced to choke them down as children, despising…

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Zesty Beef Brisket

Even if it’s a gay that has more styling products, spa appointments, and a tinier dog than the average female, beef is a staple in any MAN’s diet. Now this man took a hunk of beef, spritzed it with broth, sprinkled it with spices, daintily spread zest and was left…

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Ode to Ina: Grown-Up Mac & Cheese

Everyone is all apple pie this and hot dogs that, but if our great nation’s waistbands are any indication, a plateful of creamy, bubbly, carb-y mac and cheese is about as American as any food gets. I mean seriously, if you put your nose up to this dish and are…

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Maple Bourbon Carrots

I’ve have never been huge fans of cooked carrots. But, like all of life’s problems, food or otherwise, I always find sugar and/or hard liquor are an excellent solution. This recipe takes a page from both.           Sure, they’re supposed to be great for you’re eyesight, but (not to be…

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Healthy Big Mac Salad

Temptation is everywhere. There are strategically placed McDonald’s whose golden arches taunt us on the way to and from the gym. Nothing validates double-fisting two Big Mac value meals like a half-assed workout.           Despite the fact that Ronald McDonald is John’s longest, most stable male relationship, we must force ourselves…

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Chipotle Turkey Meatloaf

We love our classic turkey meatloaf recipe. It was actually one of our original posts three years ago, and since then, we have made it about 23,135 times. So, we finally decided to spice up an old favorite, literally.           If writing this blog for three years has taught us anything,…

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