Browsing: Desserts

Queer In The Kitchen
Ode To Ina: Chocolate Cakes + Roller Skates

Our friend, London, had two requests for his recent birthday: chocolate and fun. So, what’s more fun gay than an Ina Garten cake recipe and 10 grown men roller skating?! Not much, friend. Not much.           Much like looking like a normal human being while dribbling a basketball,…

Dallas
Let’s Make Whoopie (Pies)

We can finally put our Easy-Bake Oven out by the curb. There’s a new bakery opening tomorrow that’s producing better treats than anything we could possibly bake by the heat of a lightbulb (though our dinner party guests are always amazed at our Easy-Bake soufflés). We got a sneak peak…

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Jarred’s Buttermilk Pie

Jarred is a real-life chef, owns two restaurants (EAT new orleans and Vacherie) and makes our cooking look like little girls pestering their mothers in the kitchen… and wearing their heels. We were first privy to his cooking last Thanksgiving when his artichoke stuffing upstaged my food so much that I almost jumped…

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London’s Gooey Butter Cake

My friend, London, has a nasty streak of upstaging my desserts. This past Thanksgiving was no exception. To add insult to injury, his recipes are always so damn easy… and, it pains me to admit, more delicious! I mean ‘gooey’ and ‘butter’ built right into the title?       …

Dallas
Rap Star

If there’s one thing we learned from being kidnapped by Dr. Phil and forced to make women’s panties from nothing but gummy-bear vitamins and old photos of our dreamy college roommate, it’s to live life to the fullest. We’re not sure if that all really happened or if it was…

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Pound Cake French Toast

People always say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and most people’s favorite part of any meal is dessert. So, we are taking very little from column A and a whole lot from column B and making an already sweet, classic breakfast staple even more decadent.  …

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Lemon Blackberry Thyme Cobbler

If there’s one thing that can make you say “dang y’all,” it’s the recent news of Paula Deen’s canning by the Food Network. You’ll probably also find yourself uttering that Southern saying when you try this delicious, equally traditionally Southern dessert: cobbler.           Now, we have to…

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Berry, Berry Empanadas

We love all berries. Strawberries. Blackberries. Halle Berries. Rachel Berries. All of them. So, naturally, when deciding which berries to select to wrap in this delicious, flaky, buttery dough, we couldn’t choose just one.           These require a bit of leg work. And we don’t mean scissor…