We all have our idols. For the little boy racing matchbox cars across the living room floor, it’s Jeff Gordon. The blossoming young ingenue adores Carrie Underwood. And, of course, we gays LOVE our Lady Gaga. Seriously, it’s like a mandate to being gay… But to a kitchen queer, no one holds…
I know you’re thinking, “Lord these queers won’t quit with their fancy vegetables!” But stick with us, it’s about to get good, ladies. This recipe is for those of you who look upon Brussels sprouts with disgust and disdain because you were forced to choke them down as children, despising…
We love our classic turkey meatloaf recipe. It was actually one of our original posts three years ago, and since then, we have made it about 23,135 times. So, we finally decided to spice up an old favorite, literally. If writing this blog for three years has taught us anything,…
When it comes to keeping up with the Gay Joneses, a strict workout regimen and equally disciplined diet is key. And a healthy dose of body dysmorphia doesn’t hurt either. This usually means lots of protein shakes and flavorless grilled chicken breasts, but we’ve turned out some small, easy-to-eat breakfast snacks…
There are few simple pleasures in life that compare to barbecue food. It is always delicious, almost always carb-centric and usually served (and eaten) in giant, heaping spoonfuls. Case in point, potato salad MUST be served. It’s downright unAmerican to not serve it. In fact, if you ever go to a barbecue that…
When brainstorming about what to make for this week of good brunch posts in preparation for Easter, a coworker suggested a breakfast pizza.I channeled my inner Miranda Priestly and looked at her with a blank stare of disdain and said, “I think a fruity dessert pizza is too done.” …
If you were to take a moment and rank all the blank-of-the-month clubs in the world in order, we’re pretty sure we can guess the results. Fruit-of-the-month offerings will always fall to the bottom alongside deliveries from the Orthopedic Shoe of the Month Club. Bacon, on the other hand, will…
We regret that we haven’t been posting as regularly lately. We’ve been really busy and that makes us lazy… VERY lazy. This recipe is clear proof of that. Here we are at the downward slope of summer where the biggest, most-shirtless end-of-summer pool parties will be thrown, and we have lazily…
Yes… No need to adjust your classy monocle, you read that correctly: “Bacon. Pie.” How this hasn’t happened sooner on this blog is a real travesty. Our bad. This one’s on us, guys. If you even mildly follow our posts, you know that one: John is…