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In a week dominated by debates and the moronic, sheep-like boycotting of red coffee cups, we’re ready to escape to a world where people aren’t so stupid. That’ll never be possible, but at least we have five worthwhile diversions to keep us occupied between Black Tie Dinner festivities and everything else piling up as the holiday season approaches. Tonight to November 22 Dixie’s Never Wear a Tube Top While Riding a Mechanical Bull (And 16 Other Things I Learned While I Was Drinking Last Thursday) What: The funniest Tupperware salesperson you’ll ever meet has a whole new show that shows…

We can save $50 on a visit to the psychic this week. Because we already know what album is going to be on constant loop this holiday season. All your favorite drag queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race banded together for Christmas Queens, out this Friday. The album features a whopping 16 tracks, including Sharon Needles taking on “Jingle Bells,” Detox belting out, “This Is How We Jew It,” and “Christmas Sweater” from Alaska Thunderfuck, Courtney Act & Willam. It’s irreverent, but joyous nonetheless. Plus, it’s probably one of the few times the word “fuck” has appeared on a holiday album.…

The 701 Club with Sister Helen Holy

Well, Let Me Say This About That

Sass Fab with Steve Kemble

Cooped Up

Magic Mike Live Dancers Teach Ellen’s “Average Andy” The Moves

Most of us know Ellen’s executive producer Andy for his hilarious haunted house tours. But now we can add erotic dancer to his ever-growing resume. Dancers from “Magic Mike Live,” the movie-inspired male strip show coming to the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas next year, took Andy under their well-chiseled wings to teach him their signature moves. Andy might want to stick producing, but the rest of the guys…they can do whatever they like,…