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Love Letters

To my one true love, GLD: Okay, so don’t think I’m going all Marky Mark in Fear, GLD 4 Eva on you, but I can’t get you out of my head. Your trendy in-the-know fabulousness makes me a totally randy smitten-kitten. I can only imagine the kind of mind-blowing, joygasmic…

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The Best Offense

If you missed the season premiere of Little Britain USA, call your manservant now and have him set your TiVo for a rebroadcast. In a TV season filled with other British imports (Life on Mars, Worst Week, Monday Night Football), it’s no surprise that HBO has imported something that clearly…

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Same Ol’ Schlong And Dance

Naked Boys Singing ranks right up there with Snakes On A Plane for pointing out the obvious. And to take the comparison a little further, both are giddy guilty pleasures. And come to think of it, both feature “snakes.” (Perhaps this topic will be our thesis when we finally get…

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Bring Home The Bacon

Poor pigs. They get a bum rap. Their name has been slandered with everything from being dirty to cowardly running “wee, wee, wee” all the way home. Not to mention their most recent character assault of wearing lipstick! (We thought that was just for femme lesbians.) And as if our…

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Butch It Up, Boozers

If we all got together to form our own gay country, there are many specifics that wouldn’t even need a vote. Our flag would be rainbow, of course. The national anthem would rotate weekly between Y.M.C.A., I Will Survive, Dancing Queen and Jesus Take the Wheel. And our official drink…

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Goodwill Hunting

It’s time to broaden our horizons, kiddos. There are better ways to support your community than binge drinking Chablis at your local gayberhood haunt or running to Homo Depot thirteen times for kitchen fixtures and garden knick-knacks. Better yourself at VolunteerMatch.com. VolunteerMatch has been connecting willing service-minded folks with groups…

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Backside To Basics

You’re a man. You like manly man things, like hockey and bitches. You crush beer cans on your forehead. You belch in public. You are Y Chromosome—hear you roar. So why are your jeans so lady-like? Grow a pair, and buy some Simon Millers. Simon Miller’s the strong and silent…

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Painting The White House Pink

This whole election thing is totally out of control. Its not that we’re anti-democracy, we just have a short attention span for all things drab. And all this hot air about oil, taxes, healthcare, and America’s Next Top vPILF is exhausting. As such, we’ve decided to take matters into our…

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Sexy. Cute. Cool. Nude. Nude. Nude. (OMFG.)

Any movie that shows a room full of naked men doing yoga before the opening credits have even finished is tops in our book. In fact, A Four Letter Word has a hard time keeping clothes on any of its cast, which is fantastic when the stars look like these…

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Head Of The Class

Who was the first to sign your crack? Talk about a loaded question for us gays. No, we’re not asking about the boy who first wandered your gentleman’s forest. We’re wondering about the psychologically damaging awfulness of high school yearbooks. Some memories were great: snapshots of the Speedo-wearing diving team.…

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