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Drama Queens Revisited

Right this very moment, we’re witnessing a wicked three-way between Brenda Walsh, Bree Van de Camp-Hodge, and Alexis Morrell-Carrington-Colby-Dexter-Rowan. Yes, we’ve got three windows open on our computer and are simultaneously watching episodes of the original Beverly Hills: 90210, Desperate Housewives and Dynasty, each showcasing our favorite scenes with some…

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Vice Tee

T-shirts are like pancakes. They make us greedy, and we can’t resist having one more. Next thing we know our bellies are aching and distended and our dresser drawers are overflowing. But it’s so worth it. The latest site to get us hooked is Threadless. Unlike many of the other…

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Haute And Sold

Bargain shopping. Ugh, just those two words alone cause many an ulcer to flare. Just imagine all those mothers dragging their snotty through stanky department stores. Ah, good times. Getting a great value doesn’t mean you have to rummage through a grungy plexy box like the rest of the plebs…

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Pucker Up

When we heard that Kiss of the Spider Woman was being released on DVD and Blu-Ray, we were so excited. Finally! After three movies alongside Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst was getting her own web-slinging franchise. (Presumably fighting the evil Snaggletooth and Dr. Greasy Hair.) Then someone whispered in our ears…

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Things That Go Swish In The Night

On the magical evening of October 29, 1976, the planets aligned to bring forth what might possibly be the best variety show train wreck to ever make it to the small screen – The Paul Lynde Halloween Special. Once thought to be lost forever, this gem of badness has resurfaced…

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Bye, Bye Miss American Pie

Now we would never look a gift torte in the mousse or kick a scone out of bed (even if it left crumbs), but if we are going to take a walk on the carby side it had better be worth it. No plain-Jane (John?) chocolate cakes for us. We’re…

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A Dog Walks Into A Bar

Humanizing our pets is a favorite pastime of the homosexual species. We love to dress ’em up, attend their weddings and seek therapy when they hurt us with their condescending, hateful remarks. We know, we know! We’ll never buy Ol’ Roy dog food again. Even as an April Fool’s joke.…

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You Are The Weakest Twink. Goodbye!

And now, the showcase showdown! The category is “Fun Friday Nights at Home.” The clue: this board game celebrates all things fabulously gay by having players answer trivia questions about all the queer Marys and Dicks throughout time. What is Homogenius, the loud and proud gay-themed board game? Consider yourself…

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N.Y. See

Bailout, schmailout – you’ve worked hard for the money (so hard for it, honey) and it’s time to take a vacation. And while the European boys are awfully beautiful this time of year, there’s nothing like a safari into the concrete jungle to bring out our inner manther. Grrrr. So…

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Pop It Like It’s Hot

Gay men love versatility and this, of course, includes one fashion staple: the polo. What other garment can look frat boy douche, slacker chic, and brunch apropos? It should be no surprise that we’re totally crushing on Attus Apparel. Sometime in 2006, a couple of dudes set out to create…

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