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Hot And Bothered

Those liberals are at it again. First, they worried about all those poor people back during the depression. Then they fought for civil rights for all those colored folk, as Grammie called them. Somewhere along the way, they seduced us gays. Now, they’re pandering to the latest absurd fad: environmentalism.…

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Voulez Vous CASH Hey…

Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy. Oh wait, different gay icons. Once upon a time, before Patti LaBelle was singing about the dangers of diabetes, there was a girl group called Labelle. You may not know the name, but you’ll certainly…

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English Class

Poet Laureate Homer Simpson once said that he liked his beer cold, his TV loud, and his homosexuals flaming. Amen, Duff brother. So, you can imagine our shock when we discovered Juicy Couture’s Dirty English men’s beauty line and – dare we say it – loved it. Wait, huh? Juicy…

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Crime-Fighting Boobs

As young gay boys, how confusing was it to watch episodes of Wonder Woman starring Lynda Carter? We at once wanted to be her, but were completely mesmerized by those glorious Amazon ta-tas poking out of her patriotic bustier. It’s contradictions like this that perhaps gave birth to the idea…

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We’re Here, We’re Queer, We Need Beer

Need a little supplementary income? Turn that spare bedroom, large walk-in closet, or backyard patio into a happenin’ neighborhood gay bar. Throw a disco ball on the ceiling fan, spray some vinegar around the room for that authentic gay-bar smell and invite your drunkest friends over to make fun of…

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Queer As A Three-Dollar Bill

Hey, have you heard the one about the failing economy? It’s a real knee-slapper (and in some cases, a real ledge-jumper). But don’t give up hope. Together, we can get through this little hiccup by being careful with our money for the next few weeks. Or months. Or years. Just…

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For The Record

At the risk of dating ourselves, we’ll fess up to a dark secret. We actually own a Barbra Streisand record and listen to it! But to be fair, it’s a family heirloom. Our “confirmed bachelor” uncle willed it to us along with a collection of “fitness” magazines featuring beefy, mustached…

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Who Will Save Your Sole?

Oh, GLD chickees, have we fallen in love. Like any self-respecting ‘mo, we love us some shoes. We also love ourselves, especially when we do good stuff for the planet. World, meet our new boyfriend, TOMS, shoe maker and philanthropy extraordinaire. Ditch those chunky lesbian boots or those tacky square-toes…

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Bend It Like Bikram

Like an unwelcome rash, the holidays are nearly upon us all. Nothing stirs feelings of love like those blessed days of the year when us gays return home to our families and enjoy feasts of turkey and guilt. Need a relaxation release? Allow letsdoyoga to give you some tips. Letsdoyoga.com…

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Finger It

On November 1, Cocktail Party Season opens. Do you have your mingling permit yet? As the holidays descend upon us faster than Madonna rushing to Post-Nup Pre-Nups ‘R’ Us, we’re determined to be prepared this year. More often than not, cocktail receptions fall right after work, so we’re forced to…

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