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A collection of tasty recipes from Queer In The Kitchen, a project that follows two gays’ culinary misadventures. Testing and creating recipes and sharing them with you, all while drinking!

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Chipotle Turkey Meatloaf

We love our classic turkey meatloaf recipe. It was actually one of our original posts three years ago, and since then, we have made it about 23,135 times. So, we finally decided to spice up an old favorite, literally.           If writing this blog for three years has taught us anything,…

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Cauliflower Fried Rice

All over Facebook people are posting their “New Year, New Me” bullshit, and we are over here on OpenTable trying to find reservations at an all you can eat Chinese buffet… “New Year, New Notches On Our Belt Loops.“ After one of our trips to our favorite Dallas Chinese food restaurant,…

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London’s Gooey Butter Cake

My friend, London, has a nasty streak of upstaging my desserts. This past Thanksgiving was no exception. To add insult to injury, his recipes are always so damn easy… and, it pains me to admit, more delicious! I mean ‘gooey’ and ‘butter’ built right into the title?       …

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Lucky Black-Eyed Peas

It’s an age-old saying that eating black-eyed peas on New Year’s Day will give one good luck for the year ahead. Since childhood, I’ve yet to begin a year sans peas due to my debilitating superstitions. In retrospect, I’d hate to see what shitty hand I would’ve been dealt if…

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Slimmed-Down Mexican Lasagna

I know you read this title and probably thought to yourself, “Those queens couldn’t even make it 2 days before posting another fatty dish!” Well, we are going to let you have your cake and eat it too. Except instead of cake you get this amazing lasagna.       …

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Muscle Muffins

When it comes to keeping up with the Gay Joneses, a strict workout regimen and equally disciplined diet is key. And a healthy dose of body dysmorphia doesn’t hurt either. This usually means lots of protein shakes and flavorless grilled chicken breasts, but we’ve turned out some small, easy-to-eat breakfast snacks…

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Power Cookies

In efforts to be healthy-adjacent and still indulge our sweet tooth (toothes? teeth? Ugh. Whatever!), we decided to try a healthier version of a cookie.  Now, I’m a huge fan of cookie recipes that revolve around butter, white all-purpose flour and old-fashioned Crisco. But one day, my crazy-healthy, beautifully-fit coworker,…

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Dirty Quinoa

Even a food blogger gets a little lazy come dinner time. Now, we’re not talking eating cold Chef Boyardee directly out of the can, but… close. This recipe evolved from an evening our fit stuffed bell peppers were on the menu, but we just couldn’t be bothered with all that…

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Slow-Cooker Carnitas

I have to admit, my motivation for wanting to make this recipe was more because I like saying “carnitas” than eating “carnitas.” It’s pretty fun to do in your best Sophia Vergara accent. Go ahead, I’ll wait. I actually didn’t really have a solid idea of what carnitas even were,…

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Sesame Chicken

Like the Titanic, communism, or John’s latest hormone therapy, this recipe started with the best of intentions and went horribly wrong. While we watched Lady Gaga star in Tom Ford’s spring collection, we were thinking of ways to avoid gaining our fall fifteen twenty. We set out to attempt a healthy or at…

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