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A collection of tasty recipes from Queer In The Kitchen, a project that follows two gays’ culinary misadventures. Testing and creating recipes and sharing them with you, all while drinking!

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Robby’s Cole Slaw

This past 4th of July, Kyle and I went to a friend’s for an old fashioned, supes American barbeque. While I have yet to unlock the secret to one of the host’s grilled chicken that was somehow more moist and delicious than some cake batter I’ve eaten, I fell in love…

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Turkey Burgers

Every good, borderline manorexic gay is no stranger to ground turkey. It is a great source of protein and is low in fat. Now, Kyle’s partner serves his up crudely browned in a skillet and doused with ketchup. It basically looks like a bowl that was on stage during the…

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Ode to Ina: Corn Chowder

We all have our idols. For the little boy racing matchbox cars across the living room floor, it’s Jeff Gordon. The blossoming young ingenue adores Carrie Underwood. And, of course, we gays LOVE our Lady Gaga. Seriously, it’s like a mandate to being gay… But to a kitchen queer, no one holds…

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Rio’s Marinara Sauce

My friend, Rio, is all things fabulous (AKA – the ultimate Fag Hag). She’s half Italian, half Irish. So, basically the WORST drunk ever. Luckily, her half Italian side has produced one my go-to recipes. This marinara sauce is delicious and almost embarrassingly easy. Granted, this is the “easy” version…

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Bacony Brussels Sprouts

I know you’re thinking, “Lord these queers won’t quit with their fancy vegetables!” But stick with us, it’s about to get good, ladies. This recipe is for those of you who look upon Brussels sprouts with disgust and disdain because you were forced to choke them down as children, despising…

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Ode To Ina: Chocolate Cakes + Roller Skates

Our friend, London, had two requests for his recent birthday: chocolate and fun. So, what’s more fun gay than an Ina Garten cake recipe and 10 grown men roller skating?! Not much, friend. Not much.           Much like looking like a normal human being while dribbling a basketball,…

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Savory Skinny Turkey Chili

Most gays confine themselves to strict high-protein, low-flavor meals that promote lean muscle and return on investment of a closetful of tank tops. Day tanks, evening tanks, even cocktail tanks. We aren’t even making this up! Luckily, we’ve devised an amazing turkey chili recipe that is low-maintenance, high in protein,…

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Justin’s ‘Bend-And-Snap’ Peas

Just like the classic maneuver from Legally Blonde, this recipe “works every time.” In an effort to see each other outside of the gym, the club, or the next weekend’s pool party, I insisted my friend, Justin, make me dinner. Granted, I had no idea he even knew how to…

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Zesty Beef Brisket

Even if it’s a gay that has more styling products, spa appointments, and a tinier dog than the average female, beef is a staple in any MAN’s diet. Now this man took a hunk of beef, spritzed it with broth, sprinkled it with spices, daintily spread zest and was left…

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Lemony Broccoli

This recipe is a staple at my house… It’s just SO. EASY. I’ve cooked dinner for groups before, torturing myself over perfectly searing tuna or sweating and cursing, and praying that a souffle won’t fall, then throw this together 10 minutes before people walk in the door and this broccoli…

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