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The 701 Club

This week, I offer admonishment, praise and prayers for the wicked. Read on, Sinners. Gropes. Lord a mercy! Some people will go to any length to…

The 701 Club

It’s been an unexpected week of loss.  Loss of saints, loss of sanity and loss of sleep.  Read on. Saints. Let all Christendom mourn the passing…

The 701 Club

I go on a week-long ministry on the high seas, and I return to these concerns. Gather you hearts as one, Brothers and Sisters, and…

National

It’s been so cold lately, our nipples keep cutting through our shirts. Talk about an unexpected wardrobe expense. That’s why we’re turning our sights to the…

The 701 Club

While the sodomites watched a parade of exciting commercials this weekend, lesbyterians and normal people watched the activity between the commercials. Here’s what happened. Brady. Poor…

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