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The 701 Club

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church, the arbiter of all that is moral and chaste, shares her perspective on current events. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

Queens, Quaaludes & Quips

I have been away for a week of personal reflection. However, the world spins forward as evidenced by these thoughts. Queens. More royal news from our London mission. Sister Duchess Kate […]

Righteous, Righteous, Righteous!

We must turn our gaze this week to Washington to pray for righteousness. Righteous. Merciful Heavens! The Resignation Fairies have been flying fast and loud over our nation’s capital. The latest […]

Presidents, Protests & Pages

I have been agog at our world around us.  I hope you’ll ponder these things with me this week. Presidents.  I don’t believe in anything spooky or out of line […]

Right Flawless, Right Reverend, Right Winger

The Holy Week is behind us. Let us reflect on these thoughts. Right Flawless. As we have passed another Easter celebration, I simply must comment on the various ways Americans have […]

Personals, Padres & Pennsylvania

I have been weeping for America this week.  I’ll begin with lighthearted fare and turn to graver affairs.  Join me on this prayer pilgrimage. Personals. I’d like to talk about the […]

Science, Scripture & Storminess

Let us get on our knees for these concerns. Science. Famed scientist, genius and wheelchair-bound atheist, Stephen Hawking, came to the end of his life this past week. I would like […]

Designer, Devotion & DeVos

Add these concerns to your prayer list for the week. Designer. Another famous arbiter of wealth and privilege has passed on. French fashion designer, Hubert de Givenchy (Herbert D. Guhvinchee to […]

Gropes, Guns & Gals

This week, I offer admonishment, praise and prayers for the wicked. Read on, Sinners. Gropes. Lord a mercy! Some people will go to any length to try to prove something. Consider […]

Saints, Sanity & Sleep

It’s been an unexpected week of loss.  Loss of saints, loss of sanity and loss of sleep.  Read on. Saints. Let all Christendom mourn the passing of one of the giants […]

Weird, Warble & Weapons

I go on a week-long ministry on the high seas, and I return to these concerns. Gather you hearts as one, Brothers and Sisters, and let us reflect. Weird. I realize […]