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The 701 Club

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church, the arbiter of all that is moral and chaste, shares her perspective on current events. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

Accusations, Awards & Announcements

I am just sick and disgusted this week. Read and see why. Accusations. More trouble in Washington. As I mentioned last week, it has been the goal of evangelicals everywhere to […]

Breathless, Betrayal & Boycotts

My sense of humor is low this week, but satire is alive and well. Get on your knees. Breathless. It’s a shame that so many other news sources (other than me, […]

Memorial, Messiah & Misogynist

Oftentimes, prayer covers a range of emotions……sadness, sarcasm and schadenfreude…..this is one of those weeks. Memorial. Last week, I exhorted you to remember the loss of Brother McCain and Sister Franklin. […]

Maverick, Morality & Mirror

My spiritual fortitude is being tested this week.  Join me in prayer. Maverick.  I’m having to break out my black dress a lot recently.  So many deaths of note.  Now, […]

Asians, Aretha & Aged

I’m turning my knees in prayer towards the entertainment world this week. Asians.  I keep hearing of a film entitled CRAZY RICH ASIANS.  I must say, this title seems a […]

Flying, Firing & Feasting

The crazies are in full bloom and my allergies are killing me. Read on. Flying. I never cease to be amazed at the world around us. Just when I think there’s […]

Liberty, LeBron & The Facts of Life

Gather ye, one to another and let us join our hearts in prayer for these concerns. Liberty. Christians, Rejoice! That mighty midget of the faith, Brother Jeff Sessions, has proclaimed spiritual […]

Heat, Heated & Heating

We must still pray for our President, but I just couldn’t bring myself to actually discuss him this week. Here are other hot topics for prayer. Heat. This heat is UNCHRISTIAN! […]

Protocol, Putin & Pizza

The future of our world is at stake. These are times for being on our knees! Protocol. In another spectacle of American embarrassment, President Donald Trump recently had a visit with […]

Courts, Cards & Coffee

How are we to respond to these concerns? Let us reflect. Courts. Glory be! Christian conservatives are rejoicing over the latest nominee to become one of the Supremes. Brother Brett Kavanaugh […]