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Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church, the arbiter of all that is moral and chaste, shares her perspective on current events. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

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The 701 Club: Ben Carson, Hillary Clinton & Harrison Ford

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ben Carson: Brother Ben Carson, retired neurosurgeon and 2016 GOP candidate for president has claimed, in all his neuroscience knowledge, that being gay is indeed a choice. And to prove…

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The 701 Club: Leonard Nimoy, The Dress & CPAC

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Leonard Nimoy: Let us mourn the passing of another godly Jew. Brother Leonard Nimoy gained fame and fortune as the other-worldly Vulcan, Dr. Spock, on that sci-fi trash, STAR TREK.…

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The 701 Club: Kate Brown, SNL 40 & Brian Williams

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Kate Brown: Continuing their reputation as hippies, liberals and granola-eating naturalists, the people of the State of Oregon are now being led by a self-avowed bisexual as their Governor. I…

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The 701 Club: Mike Huckabee, Super Bowl & Mitt Romney

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Mike Huckabee: Former Arkansas Governor and Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, has boldly announced that he believes homosexuality to be akin to drinking and swearing. It’s something people do, which he…

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The 701 Club: Superbowl, Mitt Romney & The Oscars

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Superbowl: Brothers and Sisters in the sports ministry, the Lord has revealed his picks for the Super Bowl. The West vs. The East, Seattle vs. New England. Seahawks vs. Patriots.…

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The 701 Club: Christmas

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. As I prepare to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus, I want to remind you heathens of the Christmas Story as found in Luke Chapter Two. There are subtle…

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