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Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church, the arbiter of all that is moral and chaste, shares her perspective on current events. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

The 701 Club
The 701 Club: Big 12, British Royalty in US & Sarah Palin

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Big 12: It just doesn’t pay to be a Christian University anymore. TCU (Disciples of Christ) and Baylor (Southern Baptist) made valiant efforts to prove their relevance on the gridiron…

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The 701 Club: Charles Manson, Bill Cosby & Ty Herndon

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Charles Manson: Last week, I shared with you my feelings about the nuptials of Sister Solange Knowles. This week, we must turn our attention to matters of much more grave…

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The 701 Club: Election Day, Gas Prices & Tim Cook

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Election Day: Brothers and Sisters, by the time this written ministry reaches your weary eyes, Election Day will be over. While I am certainly given many divine gifts, prophecy is…

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The 701 Club: Ebola, American Horror Story & Viagra

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ebola: With the onslaught of media coverage about that African virus, I haven’t been witness to such mass hysteria since four long-haired hippies from Liverpool landed on the Ed Sullivan…

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The 701 Club: Catholics, Columbus Day & The Kardashians

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Catholics: Those pagan Catholics are at it again. The men in skirts over in Italy have convened and decided that perhaps they should “welcome and appreciate” gays. I find it…

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