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Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church, the arbiter of all that is moral and chaste, shares her perspective on current events. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

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Delta, Deliverance & Dismissal

It’s getting to where I just can’t keep up with the pain and suffering in this land. But let us press on with these prayer concerns. Delta. It’s just not safe to board an airplane anymore. First, United drags their guests up the aisles. Then American swats its guests with errant…

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Pastels, Passengers & Peace

In this post-resurrection time, let us join our hearts in prayer over these thoughts. Pastels. He is Risen! I am renewed and rejuvenated after celebrating the resurrection of our Lord and Savior this past Sunday. I saw so few familiar faces at church, as the pews were filled with the C&E…

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Immorality, Immersion & Immaculateness

Forgive my absence from my weekly musings, as I have been bereaved over the passing of my dear mother. In her memory, however, I am returning to this ministry with a renewed vigor as she would have me do. Now let us reflect on the following things. Immorality. We begin with…

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Failure, Failure, Failure

Let us continue the race toward the prize, leaving these failures behind. Failure. The scope of failures in our world today is broad and vast. Just last week, I shared about the impending financial doom of high-end retailer, Neiman Marcus. Now, one week later, comes the news that venerable purveyor…

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Liquidations, Liberals & Linguistics

This earthly life continues to befuddle and bemuse. Won’t you pray with me about these items of interest? Liquidations. Let the rich of the earth gnash their teeth in sorrow. Purveyor of all things over-priced and of needless luxury, Neiman-Marcus, has put itself up for sale and could be facing…

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Moments, Microwaves & Missions

Gather ye, all ye who are heavy laden and troubled in this world. I shall bring you these tidings of hope. Moments. I feel certain that the Lord often looks down on his American people in perplexed frustration. The Heavens and the Earth were made in 6 days and on…

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Travel, Trudeau & Trouble

The Lord has been moving in so many ways this week.  Let us pause in prayer over these things. Travel. It is a blessing that the reach of my foreign missions has been limited to those from “acceptable” lands and nations. God forbid that I should have to convert any godless…

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Oscar, Oscar, Oscar!

Cinematic trash was on full display this past weekend. Here are my Christian thoughts on the Oscar cavalcade of filth. Oscar. Mahershala Ali (no relation to the famed boxer of same name) was recognized with an award for his work in MOONLIGHT, a filthy film about black sodomites. I had to…

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Parenthood, Press & Presidents

After a two week break for one of my high seas ministries, the Lord has inspired my return with these thoughts. Join me in prayer. Parenthood. Sister Norma McCorvey’s life was aborted this past weekend. Perhaps the name is not familiar to you, but she was the “Roe” in Roe…

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The 701 Club: Material, Masonry & Mary

Now, more than ever, we need to be on our knees for our country. Join me as we consider these things. Material. I have covered this before, but it is clearly an issue that is not going away. What is Donnie Trump’s problem with Muslin? I mean, it’s one thing…

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