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Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church, the arbiter of all that is moral and chaste, shares her perspective on current events. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

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Liquidations, Liberals & Linguistics

This earthly life continues to befuddle and bemuse. Won’t you pray with me about these items of interest? Liquidations. Let the rich of the earth gnash their teeth in sorrow. Purveyor of all things over-priced and of needless luxury, Neiman-Marcus, has put itself up for sale and could be facing…

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Moments, Microwaves & Missions

Gather ye, all ye who are heavy laden and troubled in this world. I shall bring you these tidings of hope. Moments. I feel certain that the Lord often looks down on his American people in perplexed frustration. The Heavens and the Earth were made in 6 days and on…

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Travel, Trudeau & Trouble

The Lord has been moving in so many ways this week.  Let us pause in prayer over these things. Travel. It is a blessing that the reach of my foreign missions has been limited to those from “acceptable” lands and nations. God forbid that I should have to convert any godless…

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Oscar, Oscar, Oscar!

Cinematic trash was on full display this past weekend. Here are my Christian thoughts on the Oscar cavalcade of filth. Oscar. Mahershala Ali (no relation to the famed boxer of same name) was recognized with an award for his work in MOONLIGHT, a filthy film about black sodomites. I had to…

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Parenthood, Press & Presidents

After a two week break for one of my high seas ministries, the Lord has inspired my return with these thoughts. Join me in prayer. Parenthood. Sister Norma McCorvey’s life was aborted this past weekend. Perhaps the name is not familiar to you, but she was the “Roe” in Roe…

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The 701 Club: Material, Masonry & Mary

Now, more than ever, we need to be on our knees for our country. Join me as we consider these things. Material. I have covered this before, but it is clearly an issue that is not going away. What is Donnie Trump’s problem with Muslin? I mean, it’s one thing…

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The 701 Club: Inauguration, Instigation & Inaccuracy

Behold these new beginnings, these retributions and these liberties. Inauguration: God Bless America! Our new President, Donald J. Trump, has been officially coronated, er, inaugurated and is hard at work making America great again! Already, the White House web pages for the Mexicans and Sodomites have been removed. Brother Donald,…

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The 701 Club: Memories, Monarchies & Motels

Let us ponder the three ring circuses coming and going in our land. Memories: The end of an era has come to pass. Ringling Brothers/Barnum & Bailey Circus has folded its tent after 146 years of three-ring performances. Ah, the memories of watching foreigners flying through the air from one…

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The 701 Club: Designers, Declarers & Deviants

I am on FIRE this week. Handle with care. Designers: Lord help us! Hollyweird awards season is upon us. Famous women pushing the envelope of good taste with gravity defying dress disasters, famous men thinking that a tux will excuse bad grooming, and all of them trying to look like they’re…

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The 701 Club: Grief, Goals & Glitter

Look behind, look ahead, look to prayer. Look at this. Grief: I exhort you all to remember in prayer the lives of Sister Debbie Reynolds and her daughter, Carrie Fisher.  I had the privilege of working in ministry with both of these Sister-in-Christ. While my experience with Sister Carrie was a…

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