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The 701 Club

I go on a week-long ministry on the high seas, and I return to these concerns. Gather you hearts as one, Brothers and Sisters, and…

National

It’s been so cold lately, our nipples keep cutting through our shirts. Talk about an unexpected wardrobe expense. That’s why we’re turning our sights to the…

The 701 Club

While the sodomites watched a parade of exciting commercials this weekend, lesbyterians and normal people watched the activity between the commercials. Here’s what happened. Brady. Poor…

Well, Let Me Say This About That

Bette Davis had already played some pretty tough customers, including a couple of murderesses, by the time she started work on In This Our Life…

The 701 Club

The world continues to deteriorate before our eyes and ears.  These things need our prayer. Vileness.  Brothers and Sisters, I am proud to say that…

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