Author The 701 Club with Sister Helen Holy

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.

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Prophecy, Paradise & Playing

Allow me to comment on the moving of the Lord’s hands in our world today. Prophecy. Many vociferous pastors of the faith are always quick to righteously decry the Jewish religion. Yet here they are in Jerusalem offering prayers of praise and alleged support of Israel. How does this happen? Let…

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Queens, Quaaludes & Quips

I have been away for a week of personal reflection. However, the world spins forward as evidenced by these thoughts. Queens. More royal news from our London mission. Sister Duchess Kate Middleton has whelped another boy, thus moving everyone else in the family down a notch. Two things worth noting. One,…

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Righteous, Righteous, Righteous!

We must turn our gaze this week to Washington to pray for righteousness. Righteous. Merciful Heavens! The Resignation Fairies have been flying fast and loud over our nation’s capital. The latest to be hit be their wands is Speaker of House, Brother Paul Ryan. As a Christian woman, I am touched…

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Presidents, Protests & Pages

I have been agog at our world around us.  I hope you’ll ponder these things with me this week. Presidents.  I don’t believe in anything spooky or out of line with my Christian faith, but I can’t help but feeling that Brother Richard Nixon is spinning in his grave right…

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Right Flawless, Right Reverend, Right Winger

The Holy Week is behind us. Let us reflect on these thoughts. Right Flawless. As we have passed another Easter celebration, I simply must comment on the various ways Americans have observed this holy holiday. First of all, I’m bereaved that it fell on April Fool’s Day this year, as if…

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Personals, Padres & Pennsylvania

I have been weeping for America this week.  I’ll begin with lighthearted fare and turn to graver affairs.  Join me on this prayer pilgrimage. Personals. I’d like to talk about the Craigslist. I try to remember that it is a valuable source of online garage sale transactions, apartment locating and bible…

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Science, Scripture & Storminess

Let us get on our knees for these concerns. Science. Famed scientist, genius and wheelchair-bound atheist, Stephen Hawking, came to the end of his life this past week. I would like to honor the scientific wisdom which was bestowed upon this man which allowed him to offer his “theories” on the…

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Designer, Devotion & DeVos

Add these concerns to your prayer list for the week. Designer. Another famous arbiter of wealth and privilege has passed on. French fashion designer, Hubert de Givenchy (Herbert D. Guhvinchee to the common people) went to the fabric store in the sky at the age of 91 this past weekend. Personally,…

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Gropes, Guns & Gals

This week, I offer admonishment, praise and prayers for the wicked. Read on, Sinners. Gropes. Lord a mercy! Some people will go to any length to try to prove something. Consider precious Brother Ryan Seacrest who is being sued by a female former stylist for alleged unwanted sexual advances and gropes…

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Saints, Sanity & Sleep

It’s been an unexpected week of loss.  Loss of saints, loss of sanity and loss of sleep.  Read on. Saints. Let all Christendom mourn the passing of one of the giants of the faith. Brother Billy Graham has passed on to the crusade stadium in the sky at the age of…

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