Author The 701 Club with Sister Helen Holy

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.

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I have flown the coop and made this week’s news take flight. Pigeons. I was pigeon-holed into conviction that the Lord’s return was happening on…

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I am struggling to find my way with this week’s news. I pray that you receive some sort of touch. Strife. The North Korean-American name-calling…

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I will be on a high seas ministry next week, so ponder these things until I return. Cocks. The renovations continue at the White House…

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Here are some thoughts to take to your individual prayer closets this week. Please bow your heads. Spicer. With the recent resignation of Brother Sean Spicer…

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It’s all in the numbers this week, and it’s not looking good. Take these thoughts to your prayer closet. Twenty. There’s been trouble abroad. The…

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It’s been a gay time in our country this past week.  Let us review. Pride. Sodomites and Lesbyterians the world over marched in the streets this…

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The fires of hell are lapping at our world. Be ye ready for these signs of the Beast among us. Heat. Sinners throughout the American…

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Draw near all ye who are heavy laden in these times and share in these biblical interpretations amid our world issues. Incite. Brothers and Sisters,…

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