Author The 701 Club with Sister Helen Holy

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.

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I have been weeping for America this week.  I’ll begin with lighthearted fare and turn to graver affairs.  Join me on this prayer pilgrimage. Personals. I’d…

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Let us get on our knees for these concerns. Science. Famed scientist, genius and wheelchair-bound atheist, Stephen Hawking, came to the end of his life this…

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Add these concerns to your prayer list for the week. Designer. Another famous arbiter of wealth and privilege has passed on. French fashion designer, Hubert de…

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This week, I offer admonishment, praise and prayers for the wicked. Read on, Sinners. Gropes. Lord a mercy! Some people will go to any length to…

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It’s been an unexpected week of loss.  Loss of saints, loss of sanity and loss of sleep.  Read on. Saints. Let all Christendom mourn the passing…

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I go on a week-long ministry on the high seas, and I return to these concerns. Gather you hearts as one, Brothers and Sisters, and…

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While the sodomites watched a parade of exciting commercials this weekend, lesbyterians and normal people watched the activity between the commercials. Here’s what happened. Brady. Poor…

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The world continues to deteriorate before our eyes and ears.  These things need our prayer. Vileness.  Brothers and Sisters, I am proud to say that…

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Let us prayerfully consider this past weekend’s parade of West Coast filth. Globes.  The beginning of the Hollyweird awards season kicked off the past weekend…

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