Author The 701 Club with Sister Helen Holy

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.

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I refuse to be silent on the refusals at work in our land. Refusal. In another communique from the SCROTUM, er SCOTUS, the high court has…

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Things are getting serious. Circle the prayer wagons! Chipotle. I’ve been thinking. Our Lord and Savior said many things which deserve recalling these days. “Suffer the…

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Meet me on your knees at the throne of grace, Heathens! Shows. Another of the major awards shows has passed us by. The parade of sodomite…

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We must bond together as one in prayer of these things. To the letter! NRA. Once again, Brothers and Sisters, we are faced with a tragic…

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I have been away for a week of personal reflection. However, the world spins forward as evidenced by these thoughts. Queens. More royal news from our…

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We must turn our gaze this week to Washington to pray for righteousness. Righteous. Merciful Heavens! The Resignation Fairies have been flying fast and loud over…

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