Author The 701 Club with Sister Helen Holy

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.

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Scripted, Scripture & Scribes

Politics and religion come together in a storm of biblical proportion this week. Scripted. Yesterday, our President, Notorious D.J.T., spoke eloquently before the general assembly of the United Nations. I say “eloquently” because he stuck to a script, and it was all in complete, grammatically correct sentences. A miracle! Because of…

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Accusations, Awards & Announcements

I am just sick and disgusted this week. Read and see why. Accusations. More trouble in Washington. As I mentioned last week, it has been the goal of evangelicals everywhere to compromise Christian morality in support of Brother Trump for the end result of gaining a conservative to the Supreme Court.…

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Breathless, Betrayal & Boycotts

My sense of humor is low this week, but satire is alive and well. Get on your knees. Breathless. It’s a shame that so many other news sources (other than me, of course) have questionable journalistic practices. That liberal giant, the NEW YORK TIMES, ran an anonymously written opinion piece last…

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Memorial, Messiah & Misogynist

Oftentimes, prayer covers a range of emotions……sadness, sarcasm and schadenfreude…..this is one of those weeks. Memorial. Last week, I exhorted you to remember the loss of Brother McCain and Sister Franklin. This week, with both of their funerals behind us, let us reflect on each of these services. Brother McCain was…

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Maverick, Morality & Mirror

My spiritual fortitude is being tested this week.  Join me in prayer. Maverick.  I’m having to break out my black dress a lot recently.  So many deaths of note.  Now, we’ve lost the maverick himself, Brother John McCain.  Never before have I had such on again/off again feelings about a…

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Asians, Aretha & Aged

I’m turning my knees in prayer towards the entertainment world this week. Asians.  I keep hearing of a film entitled CRAZY RICH ASIANS.  I must say, this title seems a bit exclusive.  Why limit these people to our Far Eastern ministries?  There are, after all, the wealthy insane across all…

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Flying, Firing & Feasting

The crazies are in full bloom and my allergies are killing me. Read on. Flying. I never cease to be amazed at the world around us. Just when I think there’s nothing new under the sun, the Lord allows one of his rogue sheep to escape from the flock and wreak…

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Liberty, LeBron & The Facts of Life

Gather ye, one to another and let us join our hearts in prayer for these concerns. Liberty. Christians, Rejoice! That mighty midget of the faith, Brother Jeff Sessions, has proclaimed spiritual warfare in this land and is making it a governmental matter by forming a religious liberty task force. As we…

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Heat, Heated & Heating

We must still pray for our President, but I just couldn’t bring myself to actually discuss him this week. Here are other hot topics for prayer. Heat. This heat is UNCHRISTIAN! As you may know, my ministry is based in Dallas, Texas, where it reached 108° this past weekend. Liberals have…

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Protocol, Putin & Pizza

The future of our world is at stake. These are times for being on our knees! Protocol. In another spectacle of American embarrassment, President Donald Trump recently had a visit with esteemed royal, Queen Elizabeth II while visiting London (pre-Putin). History has recorded numerous American Presidents having audience with Sister Betty…

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