Yes, star spangled pyrotechnics are welcome in July, but what about familial fireworks come Thanksgiving? To avoid the annual feast of passive aggression, we suggest going far, far away. How far? Try Africa. Worried you might miss the relatives? With this continent being the origin of the human race, you'll technically be among your ancestors. Even better, you'll be surrounded by "family" in the form of fellow gays if you journey by way of Savvy Navigator Tours.

This US-based provider of inclusive luxury excursions eliminates the hassle of same-sex travel abroad, leaving you to simply enjoy the perks of touring with a well-planned homosexual. Jeffrey Ward, the savvy navigator himself, has an attention to detail that sets his services apart from other GLBT packaged trips. Such nifty, but often overlooked, items like his-and-his robes will be provided in your five-star accommodations. This obsessive compulsion for the perfect getaway has been with Ward since he was a young boy, culminating in a career as an executive at American Airlines. Borne of professional experience and personal passion, Ward's new venture (unlike most tours) focuses on longer stays with smaller groups (there are never more than 12 travel companions per trip). While there is nothing wrong with a week spent on a boat surrounded by shirtless men left to fend for themselves, we sometimes prefer the relaxation that comes with being pampered. Not to mention on this voyage you'll witness more than bears, because this particular itinerary concludes with a safari. And even then, the wild times remain civilized as your trek into the bush comes complete with cocktail hour -- we're not lion!

Savvy Navigator Tours, LLC
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