Tired of cookie-cutter gifts like a card and a box of candy? Confucius says: combine them. Chocolate Fortunes, a purveyor of lightly sweetened hand dipped fortune cookies, lets you put words in your mouthwatering choice of cookie, from traditional-sized to giant (seven inches, verified). And with a custom order, you're no longer left to play fortune's fool as it's you that foretells the receiver of your edible package what will happen to them "in bed."

Be warned - (ancient Chinese secret, if you will) that it will take two to three weeks, including shipping, to spread your message. These sugary sentiments may lack spontaneity, but by providing 60-70 spaces for a well-prepared profession of love, like or even lust, you'll be appreciated for your own outrageous fortune. Until now, eating your words has never tasted so good or come in so many flavors (like chocolate, white chocolate, peanut butter or butterscotch) - unless, of course, you count that drunken rambling thing you do after too many buttery nipples. Since prices start at only fifty cents per cookie we feel a rant could garner you rave reviews when buying in bulk for weddings, birthdays, dinner parties, or corporate promotions. Even the Obamas brought Chocolate Fortunes to this year's Pearl Presidential Inaugural Gala, making this foreign love affair official and leaving us to predict fortune cookies will be the new cupcakes.

Chocolate Fortunes
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