If you’re like the rest of us, you’re feeling a bit out of sorts. Between the credit crunch, some serious shrinkage in the 401K department, and our cascading home value, it’s only natural to go into super prep mode. Get organized and get on top of the situation, right?

While we may have to leave the above-mentioned issues to Obama, Swiss Army has heard our call and released the mother of all pocket knives so, if nothing else, we can at least handle pretty much any of life’s more mundane problems that come our way.  Introducing the Victorinox SwissChamp XAVT, the biggest penknife ever produced, boasting a whopping 80 different tools and functions. Sure, it’s got all the usual tools and gadgets but you never know when you’re going to need a LED flashlight, magnifying glass, full set of screwdrivers, altimeter, digital clock and even a sewing needle.

Granted, it’s completely impractical and ostentatious, up there with Hummer limousines and rhinestone Chihuahua collars, but boy will it make quick work of all those little trials that come with day-to-day life.

To learn more visit, www.swissarmy.com