When’s the last time you spent two bucks on something that made you that happy?
Doesn’t matter because we know the next time giving up a couple dollars it will make you scream with joy. Tonight, for the 30th year in a row, it’s Rent-A-Cowboy night at the Round-Up. For a crispy two bucks or eight shiny quarters you can take a gorgeous Round-Up employee, bartender, or volunteer for a twirl around the dance floor in the $2 two-step.
It’s like short-term platonic prostitution for a good cause hosted by Sassy O’Hara.
All proceeds from the short-term human rentals and other fundraising efforts benefit R.E.B.A. (The Round-Up Employee Benevolent Association), so plan to dance a lot.
Or make it rain with twenties.