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Jake’s Terrifying Gay Adventure

We love being gay.

And apparently, so does Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, at least pretending to be gay suits him (and our fantasy life) well.

This Friday, Netflix releases Velvet Buzzsaw, its 3,742nd film of 2019 and it’s going to keep you up at night. But don’t worry, in this horror satire the scares are more campy than frightening. (Unless your house is filled with contemporary works of art, then maybe.)

Along with Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Toni Collette, and John Malkovich lead an all-star cast of characters navigating the Los Angeles contemporary art scene where the art isn’t just pricey.

It’s deadly.

Velvet Buzzsaw
Friday, February 1



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