Put Some Gay In Your Day!

Naughty By Nature

Forgive us while we generalize the behavior of an entire population: Gay men using dating apps are really not on them for dating.

Sure, we totally know people who’ve found their future husbands on Grindr and Scruff. But we know far more guys who simply turn to the location-based apps to hook up, get off and get on with their lives.

Nothing wrong with that.

But now there’s Guyhop, a new GPS-powered service that’s all about sex.

It acts like an app, but isn’t.

Guyhop only works on mobile devices, but you access it through your smartphone’s web browser. And because it’s not an app, Guyhop doesn’t have to abide by the PG-rated policies of their M4M cousins lurking in the app store.

Yep, you can post totally XXX-rated photos, even as your main image you’re that bold. Set up your profile to let other users know exactly what you’re looking for, from casual sexting and one-night stands to BDSM/S&M, fetishes and group sex.

Christian Mingle this is not.

Hell, even the icons are naughty.

Want to see who’s nearby? Click on the graphic graphic of one guy topping another on all fours.

Want to “flirt” with a guy? Click on the butt plug.

Guyhop is free, but of course, there’s a premium upgrade ($7.99 per month; $19.99 for 3 months) that gives you unlimited messaging, lets you see which guys have viewed your profile, and allows you to save an unlimited number of favorite guys/couples/groups. Plus, you’ll never see a single ad. (Sign up now and the premium features are free for a month.)

The uncensored content makes for a fun afternoon of browsing, but could lead to so much more. Who knows, Mr. Right could be the man in the leather puppy mask tied up in the corner with six guys peeing on him.

Maybe leave that out of the wedding vows.

Guyhop
Sign up for free (and get premium access for one month free, too)
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Editor’s PSA: Not to sound like your mom or anything, but please use protection and get tested for STIs after any sexual encounter with somebody new. Sex is fun, but so is being safe.

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