While the sodomites watched a parade of exciting commercials this weekend, lesbyterians and normal people watched the activity between the commercials. Here’s what happened.
Brady. Poor Tom Brady. The Lord can get so tired of arrogance that He smites the haughty in subtle ways. Desperate to the end, his teammates went for a “Hail Mary” play which ended in failure. Speaking as a Babatist, that’s what you get when you pull something so Catholic. Methinks that the Patriots must have been led to play fair and square this year. If they’d have cheated like they usually do, there would be a lot less revelry in Philadelphia. Amen?
Eagles. So, all of Philadelphia is rejoicing in the comeback of the Eagles. Personally, I never knew that Brother Don Henley played football, but I digress. Still, I have a Peaceful Easy Feeling that these football-playing Boys of Summer will be celebrating their End of Innocence by washing their Dirty Laundry during a victory party to be held at the Hotel California, while that Tom Brady Desperado experiences Heartache Tonight for not using his Lyin’ Eyes to Take It to the Limit one more time. Hallelujah!
Justin. Finally, regarding that half time “show.” I have a word of ministry and healing for Brother Timberlake. Stop it. Let us pray.