Kooks, Kathy & Kevin


I am RILED up this week. Let’s get down to the prayer ministry.

Kooks. That filthy holiday has passed us once again. Halloween. Where adults encouraged their children to dress up as scary creatures and go door-to-door soliciting handouts of candy. Clearly a Democrat creation. Spooky ghosts. Kooky skeletons. It’s just all too underworldly for me. Worse yet, adults who are trying to drag parts of their childhood with them will find pleasure in attending drunken parties dressing up in drag (men posing as women….DISGUSTING!) or as scary current event characters. Think about it, Brothers and Sisters, the world already has ONE Harvey Weinstein. Do we really need scads more on October 31? Let us pray.

Kathy. Speaking of kooks, Sister Kathy Griffin has made yet another unconventional stab at fame. Let me be perfectly clear, I fully support those who have taken the time and courage to publicly admit being sexually harassed by men in power. However, making a 17 minute YouTube video to air your resentments, anger and vitriol at Hollywood harassment in general seems just a bit ironic coming from a woman whose career was built on tearing down other celebrities for a joke. Look, I am closely acquainted with fine people in 12-step programs, and it is my suggestion that Kathy find a sponsor and do a THOROUGH 4th step inventory, post-haste. In the meantime, may the smoke from the bridges she burns be seen far and wide.

Kevin. I have been proclaiming this for years. Kevin Spacey reminds me of a pervert. Imagine my utter surprise when it was confirmed this past weekend. Blessed Brother Anthony Rapp, comes forward to painfully admit that Kevin the Pervin seduced him when little Rapp was a mere 14 years old. PEDOPHILE! And NOW, John Wayne Spacey takes THIS opportunity to announce that he chooses to be gay? CHOOSES?? Your CHOICE was to go after a 14-year old boy, which has nothing to do with your INNATE orientation. This all makes me wonder, did you PAY IT FORWARD with Haley Joel Osment too? Listen, Sissy Spacey……you may have been able to keep up your façade for years now, but your HOUSE OF CARDS is coming down fast. And I’ll wager that no sodomite or lesbyterian contractor in this world has any interest in building it back up. Somebody say AMEN!



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Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.

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