Coming Out, Columbus & Creep


I have a few random thoughts to share.  Let us gather on our knees in prayer over these things.

Coming Out. From what I understand, today is National Coming Out Day. My best wishes to debutantes across the land on this auspicious day of presentations. Glory!

Columbus. Americans across this great country observed Columbus Day this week. Banks were closed.  Mail service suspended. Government workers were idle…legally. All this to recognize an Italian who convinced some Queen in Spain to give him funds to sail uncharted waters in search of a new world with his friends, Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria. Praise the Lord that there isn’t a national holiday for every person who has ever borrowed money from a Queen in order to take a cruise. Ahoy!

Creep. Media mogul Harvey Weinstein has been busted for years of sexual harassment of women in Hollywood. What a creep. While my heart hurts for his victims, I simply can’t overlook the fact that the majority of these encounters took place in the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills. Apparently Brother Harvey has tried to get one too many starlets to play with his own little “peninsula”, a visual which gags me like a bent toothbrush. I’m planning a mission trip to the Hills of Beverly with a crowbar and some Elmer’s Glue so I can reverse a couple of letters on the hotel’s name. “Welcome to the Penisnula”! Praise!



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Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.

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