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There’s A Porn Star In Your House!

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Don’t look now, but you’re in the same room as a porn star.

What? You’re alone?

Exactly.

You could be the next big thing in porn. Or, if you’re like us, the next average-but-big-enough-to-get-the-job-done thing in porn.

One of our favorite events ever is Dan Savage’s HUMP! Film Festival and we’ve been toying with the idea of filming a submission for next year’s festival.

And you can, too. It’s easy. And you don’t even have to get naked to make a HUMP!-worthy porno (but we sure hope you do).

A comedic approach makes for the most memorable films in our opinion, but we’ve seen some mini-movies at past HUMP! festivals that have shocked us to the point of laughter, so that’s an option, too. One of the things we love most is that HUMP! celebrates people of all shapes and sizes. There’s gay sex, straight sex, even some films with NO sex.

You have 29 days to make a movie in time for this year’s entry deadline of September 15, which could earn you between $1,000 to $5,000 in categories ranging from Best Sex and Best Kink to Best Humor. Plus, all films selected for the 2018 HUMP! tour earn a percentage of ticket sales from all stops.

So go out and buy your Planned Parenthood shirt, some ping-pong balls, and something that features the Statue of Liberty. (That’s how the filmmakers know you made your film specifically for the 2018 festival).

In the meantime, if you live in Baltimore, Sacramento, Vancouver, Kansas City, Austin, Victoria (British Columbia), Denver, Brooklyn, Minneapolis, Burlington, Missoula, Portland (Maine), or New Orleans, you can still get tickets to the fall tour featuring the 2017 films (and some very creative uses of Make America Great Again hats).

We promise you’ll return home from the theater ready to whip out your dick and make some art.

Or vice versa.

Dan Savage’s HUMP! Film Festival
Call for Entries 2018

Deadline September 15, 2018
Full entry details at humpfilmfest.com

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