Spicer, Juicer & Bieber


Here are some thoughts to take to your individual prayer closets this week. Please bow your heads.

Spicer. With the recent resignation of Brother Sean Spicer as the White House Press Secretary, I would like to offer my sincere condolences to Sister Melissa McCarthy on her resulting unemployment status. Let us pray.

Juicer. News sources around the world are announcing that OJ will be free in October. Which is really a blessing. Even with my senior discount at Denny’s, a glass is still rather steep. Regardless, come October, there won’t have been this much hype on OJ since Sister Anita Bryant took a pie in the kisser. Hallelujah!

Bieber. Finally, there is some news for which we can all be thankful. Justin Bieber has announced the cancellation of the remainder of his world tour. While the Baby Bieber gave no specific explanation for the cancellation, there are rumors that he is simply “over it.” Oh, Brother Justin. The rest of us have been over it for a while now. Thank you for this act of global goodwill. I’d ask that you prayerfully consider serving as an example for Brother Trump. If only HE would cancel the remainder of his world tour of insanity, we might all join hands in a rousing chorus of “Let There Be Peace On Earth.” Amen?



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Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.

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