Your Morning Danish


We’re not very good at the stock market.

Just look at our portfolio and the thousands of shares of America Online, Kmart and Trump Steaks.


Well, today we have an investment opportunity that will yield immediate dividends—in the form of underwear! That’s right, you can be part of bringing The Other Danish Guy to market thanks to an Indiegogo campaign.

The good news is that the campaign has already far exceeded its goal, but you can still donate and be among the first to receive this revolutionary underwear and/or special discount coupons for future purchases.

What makes these trunks and boxer briefs so unique? They’re made from regenerated ocean plastics, which means keeping your junk in place can help get junk out of the world’s waters. These recovered items create a quick-dry, moisture-wicking, ultra-soft fabric that keeps everything nice and cool, too.

Donations start at just $5 for a $20 voucher for future purchases and go up to $17,900 if you want to create your own private label line.

We’ll probably opt for the eight-pack of boxer briefs for $199 (an $80 savings off retail) because we don’t have 17,900 of anything lying around the house.

Well, except for shares of Lehman Brothers lining the cat box.

The Other Danish Guy Indiegogo Campaign
Donations starting at $5



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