Moments, Microwaves & Missions


Gather ye, all ye who are heavy laden and troubled in this world. I shall bring you these tidings of hope.

Moments. I feel certain that the Lord often looks down on his American people in perplexed frustration. The Heavens and the Earth were made in 6 days and on the 7th day, He rested. Yet our government feels the need to mess with those days just to throw off everyone’s internal clocks, not to mention external clocks. Thanks to Daylight Savings Time, I now have to rise for prayer at DARK-THIRTY just so somebody can get an extra hour of daylight in the evening to commit sin. I lost an hour of my life this past weekend which I will have to wait until OCTOBER to regain. Time marches on………….and it’s DRUNK!

Microwaves. Speaking of Daylight Savings Time, I was going through my home to change my clocks. While changing the clock on my Amana Radarange, I ended up with a new set of publicity headshots. Guess I need to change the film now, too. Smile!

Missions. Let us pray for one of my favorite sports players. Brother Tony Romo, precious quarterback for God’s team, the Dallas Cowboys, has been released from his contract. What new missionary position awaits him? Where will he land next? Will he continue to throw balls around for the entertainment of others? It’s a mystery. However, I can tell you that he and I have been praying together about his future. I have anointed him with oil and a laying on of hands. I even got on my knees before him to proclaim oral commitment to his future success. Redemption draweth nigh!



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Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.

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