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Missionary Position

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We’ve never met a Mormon missionary that we didn’t find porn-star hot. But we’ve never encountered brothers more hard-to-get than the ones in The Book of Mormon.

Tickets are nearly impossible to find and the prices are crazy —unless you’re willing to test your luck.

Each day, two-and-a-half hours before the performance, a limited number of tickets will be made available at $25 apiece, cash only.

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To enter the ticket lottery, all you have to do is print your name and the number of tickets (1 or 2) you wish to purchase on an entry form that is provided. Two hours before curtain, names will be drawn at random for a limited number of tickets. You must be present and have a valid ID to purchase.

The lottery has attracted up to 800 entrants before, so even if you don’t win, you can always pass the time sharing your beliefs with people who really don’t care.

The Book of Mormon Ticket Lottery
February 10 to 22, 2015
www.attpac.org

Photo Credit: Joan Marcus

 

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